Reasons why you should NEVER chase the male specie!

One should never chase the male specie… here are a few reasons why…

If he only contacts you when it suits him and ONLY when it suits him. They’re motto is usually ‘less stress, more success’…, Men like convenience…  i.e. If they ring off the hook when drunk and only when drunk…  this is NOT for a chat BUT because they’re looking for some action. And only some action. Ewwwww! You may think he’s into you because he’s contacting you! But the reality is… he’s not! If he was, he’d wine and dine you properly first and show some respect… Any male specie who cuts to the chase less than 6 weeks in… cut them out first and save yourselves!! Do you think Prince William won Kate over with a mere drunk dial!! I don’t think so. Ah AH Ah (finger waving windshield wiper movement!)

 If a guy does not reply to your text/email/correspondence – he’s not into you. I’m not talking hours of no response; I’m talking if he takes a few days to respond. Or does not respond at all. Would you actually want to be with someone who has NOT got the manners and courtesy and maturity to respond to a text or email!!  NAH! It’s raining men out there! Go catch a whale!

 If you’re into a guy but he’s into your friend. It means he’s not into you. It’s very plain and simple. Like porridge with no honey!!

 Men are hunters by nature. If they want to see you, they will hunt you down. I’ve tested this phenomena out in 2012. Hunters still exist. And it will as long as humanity exists on earth and thereafter… It’s predetermined!!

 Men don’t like to be the chased, they like the chase! Like a mouse that chases cheese! Mice won’t ever stop hunting for cheese and men will never stop chasing women. However, chasing will only ever occur when you don’t chase them!

Always remain one step ahead of the game and NEVER chase the male specie! Just live the disco dream instead! It’s a lot more fun that way!!



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Jenny Conlon is a broadcast, freelance journalist, writer and fashion and entertainment critic. Her work has featured on the RTÉ. fashion and entertainments website. She has assisted production of RTÉ's Morning Ireland and The Business. Jenny produced and presented a weekly fashion and entertainment show Girls Talk Back on 103.2 Dublin City Fm and was Newsreader and Editor of the newsroom. Her work continues to feature in Irish publications such as The Irish Tatler, U magazine and The Dubliner. Jenny completed her Masters in International Journalism in 2009. She is looking forward to a jam packed 2012 where she will continue broadcasting and writing and being inspired. She will be modelling for a high street fashion shoot and plans to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.....

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